January 2012
1 post
Go to the wall of a stranger over the age of 40 and tell them that your new year’s resolution is to get to know them better.
November 2011
17 posts
Find a prom photo where a group of guys are lined up and smiling at the camera. On the faces of each one, tag different girls who don’t know who any of the guys are.
Look through a stranger’s old photo albums (preferably over two years old) and like all the pictures where they’re in a bathing suit. Add comments like “nice.” or “pretty cool.” on the ones that especially strike your eye.
Change your profile picture to an ultrasound photograph even though you aren’t actually having a baby.
Whenever someone puts a picture of themselves as a baby or a little kid as their profile picture, print it out. When you have collected 20 or 30 of these printouts, tape them to your wall, take a picture, and post it to your news feed with the caption “coming along real nice”
When two people you don’t know very well break up, create a photo album full of pictures of them together and add text to them such as “Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all” or “Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.”
Take a picture of yourself showing a lot of cleavage and make it your profile picture. This stunt is to be performed by men only.
The next time you accept a friend request, start a chat with them about train sets. Don’t stop talking to them about train sets until they sign off. After that, send them a request to be in a relationship.
Go to Lil Wayne’s page and lecture all his fans about the great tale of America’s creation and its founding fathers. Include passages from Thomas Paine’s “Common Sense”.
Go to all your friends’ walls at 6 AM every Sunday morning and tell them that it’s time to get dressed and go to church.
Create a new photo album.
Give it this title: “Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.” -Bob Marley
Take a picture of your nipple. This will be the only picture in the album.
Post the same link to the music video for “Ur So Gay” by Katy Perry everyday at precisely the same time.
Pick any status written by a straight edge kid, preferably something mundane like “Class until 4 then work til 8” and start a comment fight by saying “im gonna beat the fuckin shit out of you. name the time and place bitch”
Send a friend request to a person over the age of 40. If they accept, post “emo faggot” on their wall and then delete them.
Change your middle name to “PitbullY’all” and post a lot of pictures of cocaine and heroin without any explanation.
Whenever a stranger posts a “going away on vacation” type of status, post on their wall multiple times a day asking if they need help with boarding the plane, working with expedia, asking for photos, etc until they get back.
Take a stranger’s profile picture and make it your own. When asked why you did it, do not respond. Leave it there.
Take a plain, ordinary webcam picture of yourself smiling and leave it on the wall of someone you’ve never talked to.
