Look through a stranger’s old photo albums (preferably over two years old) and like all the pictures where they’re in a bathing suit. Add comments like “nice.” or “pretty cool.” on the ones that especially strike your eye.
Whenever someone puts a picture of themselves as a baby or a little kid as their profile picture, print it out. When you have collected 20 or 30 of these printouts, tape them to your wall, take a picture, and post it to your news feed with the caption “coming along real nice”
When two people you don’t know very well break up, create a photo album full of pictures of them together and add text to them such as “Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all” or “Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.”
The next time you accept a friend request, start a chat with them about train sets. Don’t stop talking to them about train sets until they sign off. After that, send them a request to be in a relationship.
Pick any status written by a straight edge kid, preferably something mundane like “Class until 4 then work til 8” and start a comment fight by saying “im gonna beat the fuckin shit out of you. name the time and place bitch”
Whenever a stranger posts a “going away on vacation” type of status, post on their wall multiple times a day asking if they need help with boarding the plane, working with expedia, asking for photos, etc until they get back.